Common Sense Nostalgia

well sac, its nature versus nuture ... nature always wins

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 05:06:13 GMT

omg

ima escape

ima go to miami and stowaway on one of them carnival cruises - then hop off in the cayman islands or somin

ill live there for the rest of my life - chillin on the beach listenin to bob marley n drinkin pina coladas while in my comfy hammock

no shirt no shoes - eva

so perfect - no worries

escape wit me - itll kick ass

will you teach me to football?

Fri, 27 May 2005 04:37:20 GMT

HEY KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS TIME FOR SALVET'S POETRY CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

there once was a kingdom in a far away land
the people were kind, the food was grand
when all of a sudden there was a loud roar
and the whole castle shook, even the floor

outside a ginormous dragon stood in the yard
burning everyone, even the crippled town retard
he stomped and punched and bit and spat
kicked and jumped and burned and shat

everyone thought that it was certain doom
and a witch flew by on a knobby broom
then out from the shadows stepped a knight
and he was ready, ready to fight

salvet he was, strong and tall
and he had come to save them all
but then the dragon bit off his head
and ransacked the town til they all were dead

i will become stronger than any jedi

Wed, 25 May 2005 05:08:14 GMT

THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG CHILD.

EVERY DAY HE WAS PICKED ON BY HIS PEERS AND ABUSED BY HIS PARENTS.

HE DECIDED TO GET BACK AT EVERYONE.

HE SAT IN HIS DARK ROOM AND SENT OUT PACKAGES FULL OF POISON GAS.

MANY PEOPLE WERE KILLED.

I FOUND OUT WHERE HE WAS.

I WENT TO HIS ROOM.

I WATCHED AS HE BEAT OFF TO THE ANON COMMENTS HE LEFT ON ALLIE'S ENTRY.

HE WAS SCRAWNY, SMALL, PAIL - WITH A DICK TO MATCH - IT LOOKED LIKE A PIMPLE.

I KNOCKED HIM OUT OF HIS CHAIR.

I BEAT HIM SENSELESS UNTIL HE WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A MANGLED MASS OF BROKEN BONES N BLOOD.

THE END.

choke on this

Mon, 02 May 2005 02:43:13 GMT

to whoever the fuck is the goddamn old fat white guard at the boca isles north entrance is:

YOU FUCKIN PIECE O SHIT

WUT THE FUCK IS UR GODDAMN PROBLEM

JESUS IM SO FUCKIN SORRY THAT I FORGOT MY DAMN ID BUT UR JUST A FUCKIN ASSHOLE

RICH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

iM A RICH BOY?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

KNOW WUT U FAT FUCK?!

I WORKED TO PAY FOR MY CAR

I SERVED CRABBY OLD JEWS BY GETTING THEM WUTEVER THE FUCK THEY NEEDED

I WAS ON MY FUCKIN FEET ALL DAY

THEY HURT LIKE FUCK ALL DAY

WUT DO U DO

HUH

NUTHIN

U DO ABSOLUTELY NO SHIT AT ALL

U JUST SIT ON UR FUCKIN FAT ASS ALL DAY AND STUFF UR FUCKIN FACE

MY JOB WAS A MILLION TIMES HARDER BUT I WAS STILL NICE TO PEOPLE

U ARE A FUCKIN DICK N ID LOVE TO PUNCH U RITE IN THE FACE U FAT FUCK

PLUS U MADE ME MISSS MY FUCKIN COLD STONES CUZ I HAD TO DRIVE ALLLLLLLLLL THE WAY BACK TO MY HOUSE TO GET MY ID

U DAMN BLOB OF FAT N SHIT ROLLED IN A GREASE BALL MIXED WITH VOMIT

SO CHILL OUT OR ILL GET OUTTA THE CAR N BEAT U INTO THE PAVEMENT NEXT TIME BITCH

the force be with u

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 04:57:19 GMT

hey
i wrote a poem

MR KORN

im so sorry ur a virgin
it must suck neva gettin laid
u could always hire a prostitute
even they need to get paid

i wrote another poem

mr
korn

is

a

dick

head.

CALL ON YOUR BROTHER IF U NEED A HAND - WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 04:55:53 GMT

ok

now i know that every single person in the world knows about how disgustingly piggish men are. its absolutely tru. i see one of the hotties at olympic in those tite ass jeans or one of those small ass shirts n im like DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

i turn to the extremely rugged n sexy nick questo and the extremly jacked mike miles n go "HOLY SHIT WUT I WOULDNT GIVE FOR A GO AT THAT ASS" or "GODDAMN LOOK AT THEM TINGS BOUNCE"

but thats not wut were talkin about this time on my lj.... this time its about the girls - lemme just say - wuts the matta wit UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

O.K. lets take a look at this. men mite be pigs - BUT - girls are just as bad - if not worse.

THE ASSHOLE THEORY
dont ask me y - cuz i have no fuckin idea - but for some reason or another - girls like the assholes n always go out wit them. lets examin. PERFECT EXAMPLE - JARED GRUNWALD - now how the FUCK did he bag jaimie dorfman. plz someone tell me this cause i dont know. he is basically fat - hes loud - obnoxious - not good lookin - THOSE GODDAMN FREAKIN CHECKERED SHORTS! the only explanation is his assholeness. hes an asshole cuz he is loud obnoxious judgemental cocky. CMON
ANOTHER EXAMPLE - not to be mean cuz he is my friend - but lets be honest now - SAM - he can be the biggest dick sometimes - i mean - he tortured me basically all through elementary scool - tortures me now by repeatin evrythin that happened evrytime i see him - always is rippin on people - anythin that he does not agree wit is gay n if u do it ur a fuckin faggot - n yet somehow supposedly a bunch o girls flock to him.
OTHER EXAMPLES - just look at all of the gangsta kids in our scool - they get the hotties - they fuck alot - y - CUZ THEY IS ASSHOLES - they dont respect girls - they just tell them that they hot n they want to fuck them - now last time i checked that aint very gentleman like haha.

now if this theory wasnt in effect - then y plz tell me y cant nice guys like me (though i will admit that i have acted like a great big asshole my share of times) n nick (the model of a nice guy) or cronin (fuckin jacked) get womens???
unless i am completely mistaken - i dont think that i am that fugly - but maybe i have trick mirrors. i mean ive tried to get in betta shape but maybe i dont realize that im as fat as fuck. maybe my face looks like a piece of shit n i dont even realize it.
ive been tol that im kind, courteous, at least not ugly haha, smart, funny, and fun and yet im not good enuff to go out wit the one girl in our scool that i like more than a friend but for more reasons than just the normal ass n tits. all i have to say is BULLSHIT.
nick is a complete sweetheart. he is always nicer than jesus to ladies. he treats them wit respectand tries to be as kind as possible to them even when they hurt his feelings. on top of that - call me gay if u want - but hes a handsome cat. hes got that rugged beard n that italian blood. hes stronger than average n hes big. (almost as tall as urs truly haha). hes got great style n his quite outgoin. perfect catch rite? well i guess fuckin NOT.
AND CRONIN. OMG U SHOULD SEE THIS KID WIT HIS SHIRT OFF. I WISH I HAD SUCH DEFINITION. I WOULD DEFINITELY GIVE UP SOME MUSCLE JUST TO BE AS RIPPED N FAST N STRONG AS HIM. DID I MENTION HES FUNNY AS FUCK. JESUS.

so thats it. yea im dirty i have raunchy thoughts - basically allguys do - but im kind and respectful to just about evrygirl i mite no matter wut she looks like - i have never gone up to heidi rippen n said u r nasty as fuck. i have neva called a girl a dirty hoar. im kind. im funny (so i hear), IM FREAKIN TALL. BUT I PROMISE THAT I WILL NEVA BE AN ASSHOLE ON PURPOSE N ILL TRY NOT TO BE ONE BY ACCIDENT.

i mean....... ur boobs r huge

Wed, 20 Apr 2005 05:02:47 GMT

here is an earlier conversation that i had wit me pal kevin about religion and how it relates to u now and forever..... take some time to go through it - just skim it at least and see the difference in views and the points that we each make....

La Bella Amour: where were you
WillieThePimpVet: i was out wit a friend
La Bella Amour: how comeu dont come anymore
WillieThePimpVet: aite
WillieThePimpVet: i think that if i come
WillieThePimpVet: im like a freakin hippocrit
La Bella Amour: how so
WillieThePimpVet: i dont pray like eva
WillieThePimpVet: im WAY to into girls
La Bella Amour: yeah
WillieThePimpVet: like
WillieThePimpVet: im just not christian like
WillieThePimpVet: i swear ALOT
WillieThePimpVet: honestly
La Bella Amour: well not everyone is a christian there
La Bella Amour: its not like a rule or mandatory
WillieThePimpVet: i just like the people there
WillieThePimpVet: yea but i dont think im eva gonna try to be
WillieThePimpVet: n if i go
WillieThePimpVet: its like im pretendin to be someone im not
La Bella Amour: u dont wanna change?
WillieThePimpVet: well
WillieThePimpVet: as bad as it is
WillieThePimpVet: not really
WillieThePimpVet: like i dont know
La Bella Amour: do u liek how ure living now?
WillieThePimpVet: i really feel pretty content
La Bella Amour: but do u think ure living right
WillieThePimpVet: im sure im not perfect
La Bella Amour: noone is
WillieThePimpVet: n im sure i actually do alot wrong
WillieThePimpVet: but like i dont really feel bad about it
La Bella Amour: o0o
La Bella Amour: when u do like sumthing bad, do u feel bad or like have a lil voice saying its wrong?
WillieThePimpVet: well of coarse but the next day im past it
La Bella Amour: well dude
La Bella Amour: in all honestly i used to be like that, id do stuff that i maybe shouldnt have been doing and had like a lil voice in my head saying its wrong
WillieThePimpVet: well
WillieThePimpVet: i feel like
WillieThePimpVet: im a teenager once
La Bella Amour: yeah
WillieThePimpVet: how can i be expected to accept god the bible n religion basically
WillieThePimpVet: when im a wild teen
WillieThePimpVet: lol
WillieThePimpVet: n live like that the rest of my life
La Bella Amour: but i mean look at it like that
La Bella Amour: yeah if u keep living like that im sure ure gonna have alot of fun and crazy times
La Bella Amour: but what about after you die?
La Bella Amour: whats 70 years compared to eternity
WillieThePimpVet: iowno
La Bella Amour: huh
WillieThePimpVet: i just dont have the faith like u though
WillieThePimpVet: like evrywhere u look
WillieThePimpVet: u see evidence of god
WillieThePimpVet: but i dont
WillieThePimpVet: i just see
WillieThePimpVet: tree
La Bella Amour: lol
WillieThePimpVet: sky
WillieThePimpVet: hot lady
La Bella Amour: u gotta look deeper man, look for the origin
WillieThePimpVet: big booty
WillieThePimpVet: haha
La Bella Amour: lol
La Bella Amour: like the big bang aint right, if u heard an explosion outside and asked your mom waht was that, and she said dont worry thats natural it cant be right ya kno
La Bella Amour: an explosion is an effect and it has to have a cause so what was the cause
WillieThePimpVet: dude i really dont want to argue about it
WillieThePimpVet: mainly cuz i cant
WillieThePimpVet: haha
La Bella Amour: lol
La Bella Amour: nah aint looking for anything just telling u st8 up
La Bella Amour: but i gotta say i kno how u feel
WillieThePimpVet: u guys use that like ALL the time though
La Bella Amour: b4 i bcame a christian i was out booy chasing and doing bad stuff goofing off, the wrong things
La Bella Amour: and i dunno i was lost ya kno
La Bella Amour: the 3 days b4 i was saved, i was making out with a girl that all i knew about her was her name was bri
La Bella Amour: sutff that aint right
La Bella Amour: u there
WillieThePimpVet: yea
WillieThePimpVet: sorry
La Bella Amour: do u think theres a heaven and hell
WillieThePimpVet: sure
WillieThePimpVet: but let me say this
WillieThePimpVet: like
La Bella Amour: ok
WillieThePimpVet: lets say i have an assignment
La Bella Amour: ok
WillieThePimpVet: no thats dum
WillieThePimpVet: lets say
WillieThePimpVet: actually that works
La Bella Amour: lol shoot
WillieThePimpVet: i have an assignment
WillieThePimpVet: its due tomorrow
WillieThePimpVet: i dont start it till 1:00 am
WillieThePimpVet: cuz im talkin
La Bella Amour: ok
WillieThePimpVet: or watchin tv
WillieThePimpVet: then i get like a 1/4 done
WillieThePimpVet: n realize im too tired to finish
La Bella Amour: ok
WillieThePimpVet: so i dont finish n i rush to try to get it done in the morn but i dont finish n hand it in incomplete
La Bella Amour: ok
WillieThePimpVet: but really
WillieThePimpVet: i dont care thats i didnt finish
La Bella Amour: yeah
WillieThePimpVet: like i just ignore that i HAVE to have it DONE
La Bella Amour: ok
WillieThePimpVet: thats it
WillieThePimpVet: i guess thats wut im doin now
La Bella Amour: what is the point?
La Bella Amour: ooooo i c
WillieThePimpVet: i want to have fun in my fun havin years
La Bella Amour: so u wanna like become a christian but u wanna use your teenager years for craziness
WillieThePimpVet: IM DAMN 16
WillieThePimpVet: im not 61
WillieThePimpVet: no
WillieThePimpVet: like
WillieThePimpVet: i dont know
La Bella Amour: thats risky though dude, cuz like if anything happens to you like death, ure done man
WillieThePimpVet: i know that its there
WillieThePimpVet: im just ignorin it
La Bella Amour: itll be the biggest regret
WillieThePimpVet: but how do u know
WillieThePimpVet: its all faith
La Bella Amour: i dont know
WillieThePimpVet: ALL faith
La Bella Amour: yes
La Bella Amour: but u have faith in everythin u do
La Bella Amour: when u cross a bridge u gotta have faith the boards below u wont break
La Bella Amour: u give a teacher ure test u gotta have faith she wont lose it
WillieThePimpVet: ok
WillieThePimpVet: but i can have that
La Bella Amour: faith is in everyday life, but we believe in something u cant see or hear or touch, so alot of ppl think we idiotas
WillieThePimpVet: when i die
WillieThePimpVet: i will go to another world in a sompletely diff universe or somin
La Bella Amour: and u cant do that
WillieThePimpVet: wut
La Bella Amour: could u believe in something like that
WillieThePimpVet: i dont believe in it
WillieThePimpVet: but someone could
La Bella Amour: so if you died tonight, what do u think will happen?

WillieThePimpVet: well by wut ur sayin
WillieThePimpVet: my soul would burn in the pits of hell
La Bella Amour: does that concern you
La Bella Amour: i mean
La Bella Amour: do u care
WillieThePimpVet: well how the fuck do u know that that WILL happen
La Bella Amour: it says it in the Bible
WillieThePimpVet: ok
WillieThePimpVet: u want to hear wut i believe
WillieThePimpVet: i believe that i live one time in this life
WillieThePimpVet: n in this one time hear
La Bella Amour: i mean yea it sounds crazy we believe everything from a book, but like its historically accurate and wirtten over thousands of years yet all fits together
La Bella Amour: ok im listening
WillieThePimpVet: its important to do things n try new things
WillieThePimpVet: n watch cool movies
WillieThePimpVet: n other stuff
WillieThePimpVet: but at the same time
WillieThePimpVet: be morally good
WillieThePimpVet: have good morals n beliefs
La Bella Amour: ok
La Bella Amour: ic
WillieThePimpVet: generally be a good person n good hearted
WillieThePimpVet: then u die
WillieThePimpVet: iowno a bus hits u
WillieThePimpVet: now
WillieThePimpVet: i dont know where u end up
La Bella Amour: but then thered be no consequences, like if there was no life after death, then ppl cuould do anything they wants cuz then morals are pointless
WillieThePimpVet: but im sure that just bc u made out wit some girl when u were 17 u were goin to HELL
La Bella Amour: ya kno
La Bella Amour: no that dont mean it
La Bella Amour: ppl go to hell when they dont accept Jesus, or believe in him
WillieThePimpVet: thats wut it basically sounds like sittin in youth group
WillieThePimpVet: u hold her hand
La Bella Amour: well ppl there are different than alot of ppl
WillieThePimpVet: the devil will chop urs off
La Bella Amour: not all youthg roups are like that, ours is very like conservative
WillieThePimpVet: look
La Bella Amour: i dunno what that word means
WillieThePimpVet: wut word?
La Bella Amour: conservative
WillieThePimpVet: haha
WillieThePimpVet: but look
WillieThePimpVet: i dont want to live by bein afraid of wut will happen when i die
WillieThePimpVet: ok ok
WillieThePimpVet: so that time u made out wit that girl
WillieThePimpVet: how is that such a bad thing
La Bella Amour: yeah
WillieThePimpVet: who did that harm
La Bella Amour: its not that bad
WillieThePimpVet: y is that wrong
La Bella Amour: well cuz i didnt know who she was where she was from
La Bella Amour: for me looking bakc i disrepspected her
WillieThePimpVet: but did u like force her
WillieThePimpVet: hwo
WillieThePimpVet: did she want to
La Bella Amour: no i didnt force her
La Bella Amour: she wanted to
La Bella Amour: but like we werent together, it was all LUST
La Bella Amour: we didnt care who each other was we jsut wanted sum action
WillieThePimpVet: yea
La Bella Amour: and its lust
La Bella Amour: which isnt good
WillieThePimpVet: but y like
WillieThePimpVet: as long as it didnt escalate to sex
La Bella Amour: i basically used her to fufill my desires
WillieThePimpVet: which would be bad bc u could potentially harm urself or her
La Bella Amour: well it could of if i had another week with her, there was a huge chance it would have
La Bella Amour: making out leads to sex,
La Bella Amour: its like an introduction it sets itself up for that
WillieThePimpVet: ok
WillieThePimpVet: but basically
WillieThePimpVet: religion just says
WillieThePimpVet: that fulfilling ur desires is worng
WillieThePimpVet: its evil
WillieThePimpVet: but y
La Bella Amour: your sexual desires
WillieThePimpVet: cuz a book said so
WillieThePimpVet: the book
La Bella Amour: if u desire to be cool like me that aint bad
WillieThePimpVet: haha
WillieThePimpVet: the book
WillieThePimpVet: though it may have come form the mouth of god
WillieThePimpVet: STILL
WillieThePimpVet: was written by man
WillieThePimpVet: which is full of flaws
WillieThePimpVet: PLUS
La Bella Amour: how is the bible full of flaws?
WillieThePimpVet: didnt u learn of all the different sects of christianity
WillieThePimpVet: its just that
WillieThePimpVet: HOW do we know that every thing that is written actually happened
WillieThePimpVet: how
La Bella Amour: well it does follow history accuratly
WillieThePimpVet: how do we know jesus turned water to wine
WillieThePimpVet: how do we know that ADAM N EVE WERE THE FIRST HUMANS
WillieThePimpVet: n wut about fossils
WillieThePimpVet: r they fake
La Bella Amour: all I can say is the Bible says so
WillieThePimpVet: made up by the gov in some conspiracy
La Bella Amour: there are no fossils of evolution dude
La Bella Amour: we evolved from monkeys, yet we dont have a half monkey half human fossils scattered everywhere
La Bella Amour: we find millions of monkey fossils and millions of human fossils but no in between
WillieThePimpVet: wut about dinosaur fossils
La Bella Amour: dinosaurs were real
WillieThePimpVet: THATS EVOLUTION
La Bella Amour: what do u mean
WillieThePimpVet: y dont it say anythin about dinosaurs in the bible
La Bella Amour: it does
La Bella Amour: it doesnt say dinosars directly but it does describe large beasts with long necks and long tails, it describes dinos but it doesnt say it directly maybe cuz they had a different name for it
WillieThePimpVet: where?
La Bella Amour: they said the creature was a behemoth
La Bella Amour: i will find it for you
WillieThePimpVet: kk cool
La Bella Amour: i mean Christian dont believe that dinos neevr existed
La Bella Amour: if we did wed be idiots cuz of all the skeletons
WillieThePimpVet: ok
WillieThePimpVet: then y is evolution SO farfetched
La Bella Amour: cuz it says we evolved from lil organisms and then ive heard weve evolved from monkeys, or apes
La Bella Amour: even science has found an "eve" a dna in a skeleton that links all humans dna
La Bella Amour: what else u thinking about?
WillieThePimpVet: hey hey hey
WillieThePimpVet: u actin like u defeated me
WillieThePimpVet: hahah
WillieThePimpVet: i love debates
La Bella Amour: lol im not thinking that at all
La Bella Amour: i like talking
WillieThePimpVet: haha i know im jp
La Bella Amour: i know tho
La Bella Amour: u wanna have fun go crazy cuz u dont get these years forever
La Bella Amour: but i mean those years will soon become memories and soon will fade away
WillieThePimpVet: but like
WillieThePimpVet: do u hear urself
WillieThePimpVet: u really do sound like an old ass man
WillieThePimpVet: talkin about his younger days
La Bella Amour:
WillieThePimpVet: lol
La Bella Amour: but tis true tho
La Bella Amour: u can still have fun being a christian man
La Bella Amour: we dont sit at our pews reading scriptures all day
La Bella Amour: i have mroe fun now then when i asnt a christian, cuz im free from ALOT of stress and pressure and worries i used to have
WillieThePimpVet: i hear u
La Bella Amour: holla

ok - so i know its alot - thank u for makin it this far u lil pricks - but anyway - in case u missed it - the whole debate is the place of religion in a teenagers life - i dont believe that at this age we are ready to accept this burdensome responsibility - and we should not be held to somethin that is based on pure FAITH - heres y

FIRST
i am 16. in all concepts - im still a damn kid. i am irresponsible, unreliable, and inexperienced. how can someone expect me to follow a close set of rules of conduct starting now till the time i die - that is not livin. it is more like sittin in a corner indian style with ur hands in ur lap and lookin strait ahead while every one else around u dances for all of time. u have one life and to spend all of it in fear of domination after death is pointless. if we were meant to act like 61 year olds when we were 16 then they would have given us a cane n a perscription for arthritis and allshiemer pills as soon as we popped out of the vagina.

SECOND
as long as u keep to ur morals, and lead a basically good life without harming others y wouldnt u go to heaven. y is it so wrong to make out or screw a girl in a one nite stand. u both want it - u both agree - u r basically doin each other a favor. however - this is a terrible thing to do in christianity - in fact the good book declares that it is basically a sin to like hug the girl b4 marraige. this same person that gets a quickie hummer in the bus station bath room could get on the next bus drive to kansas and fix evry persons teeth in the whole state. however, the hummers gonna send him to hell. next time think before u get a blowjob damnit.

THIRD
y is it so bad to fulfill ones fantasies??? its like if ur enjoying it it is evil. thats bullshit. if u wanna go n have a threesome underwater - y shouldnt u. wuts wrong with self satisfaction? can somebody tell me? huh huh? WUTS WRONG WITH THAT???? i believe that the main reason it is so bad is bc the bible says so - or at least that is the answer that most religious people would say.

FOURTH
ok. lets look through history agin. so jesus is born n christianity takes off in ROME which has conquered practically the whole known world - in fact the roman emproer becomes catholic - fast forward - people in Eastern Europe in russian area catch wind of christianity - but they dont like all of the same customs and rules of the roman catholics - they split into eastern orthodox - fast forward - martin luther starts protestants wit his 95 theses - fast forward - hundreds of different protestant sects start to split off. now somewhere throughout all of these splits - do u think that some part of the message just MIGHT have been lost or skewed within the process? now let me remind u that churches like the mormans in which a man could have as many wives as he could satisfy with a hard penis arose from these splits. one GREAT example of a lost message would be when the pope would not allow king henry VIII to divorce his wife. so wut does he do? he creates his own religion the anglican church. with corruption like this, wuts even the point? u see nobody knows because its been skewed so many times during all of the transfers.

FIFTH
finally i just have to say that all of the bible is human. by this i mean - though the words in the bible may (or may not) have come from the mouth of god, they were still written by human hands - though the words in the bible may (or may not) have come from the mouth of god, they were still translated into another language by human tongues - though the words in the bible may (or may not) have come from the mouth of god, they were still interpretted by human brains - now somewhere in THIS transaction it would be foolish to think that a theme was not lost or twisted. many times they can be twisted a lot by the interpretter by which i mean priest/pasture/etc. do i have to bring up the sodomizing of lil alter boys??? well i just did.

if u read this dont be fooled into thinking that i dont believe in god or heaven or hell. bc i do essentially believe. however i am not one to sit here actin as perfect as possible just out of fear of hell - which is a place based on pure faith - no SOLID evidence of existence.

In the words of my good pal, BILLY JOEL:
Id rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints... the sinners are much more fun.

I got no more use for this guy

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 05:09:51 GMT

hello.. my friends.............thank u so much for takin the time outta ur busy lil schedule to read my dull lil entry. i just wanna say that rite now all i have on r my pair of bowers....they are actually pretty lose n they got lil red and orange chili peppers on them..... woops....... just farted...............................................................................................................................................................................................doorknob.

anyway, i gotta say im feelin pretty smart rite about now.. im about to talk about politics. actually its more like histry wit politics. maybe ud call it political history.

so i was thinkin earlier today - every single empire since the beginning of time has fallen. there hasnt been one empire that has lasted since its creation. for example lets look at Rome. Rome was amazing - it had the first plumbing, had democracy, had columns, had the coluseum. damn this place was awesome. there were like a thousand gods to chose also. but wut im gettin at is this.

even such an awesome and powerful empire - oh did i mention that there army was the greatest in the world and in fact they basically conquered most of the known world by then. but still this amazing empire was demolished by changes within and without the empire - corrupt leaders, assimilation of foreigners into the army, and pressure from the germanic tribes caused rome to fall.

now, lets compare this to the u.s. we both had democracy, plumbing, sports arenas - damn WERE awesome - lets not forget the right to any religion and god u chose. WOW it just so happens that we emerged from the second world war with the strongest military power in the world. JESUS we are just like the rome of our time.

now if rome fell so hard, wut is stopping our society, our empire to crumble. it has happened to every empire before us. if we look back a little ways to the latter part of the colonial era we can see that britain was the leader, the strongest empire. they fell.

Aztecs - rumble, Incas - dust, Olmecs - dirt, Toltecs - mud, Babolonians - ashes, Macedonians - soil, Greeks - gone, Romans - rest in peaces, Byzantines - bye bye, Ottomans - osta lavista, Huns - haaha get outta here, Mongols - just likr the mongolian grill - SHUT DOWN, All the Chinese Dynasties - Ting, Shiang, Ming, And So On - all burnt out - Samari - slain, Great Britain - good bye, USSR - shit outta luck......

USA - ?

wut would it be like here in America if the U.S. fell. i mean we dont live in the land the US, we live in the land america, the US is just the government ideology that surrounds us and controls our evry day life. would another country control us? would we still have the same freedoms? would we all become handjob on the streets for crack poor? would we be communists? would we be miserable? would it be different at all? or would it become hell? would all them damn mexicans n cubans leave our country?

drop me a lil comment n tell me ur ideas on the subject..... bitches

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 05:22:50 GMT

maannanannanana

scool is fuckin stressin me out man - i feel like the biggest fuckin failure

wutever - this is a happy time

ST LEPRECHAUNS DAY IS 4 DAYS AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

im gonna have a nice ass ring by then too - ordered it this weekend - like $400 but u know i gots the benjamins g - yeyeeeeee peace out myyyyyyyyyyy nigga

yipee ki eh mother fucker

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 06:17:05 GMT

i bet u r as excited as me
i bettttt u r
know why
ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS ABOUT A WEEK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woot woot
i love the irish - with their leprechauns n the color green n those little hats with the buckles on em n the pointy lil shoes n the drunkeness n the beer
we should through a st. pattys day party - u gotta wear green to get in - that would own - i think that ireland would be a cool place to live, in the open green hills with rainbows n pots of gold - thats where i wanna be

Dont wanna be an american idiot

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 04:59:07 GMT

im actually feelin a lil political rite now - dan yarby this is for u...

if u think about it, wouldnt u say that bush is alot like hitler. just think about it for a second. after WWI the versailles treaty utterly destroyed germany politically n economically. hitler used this to rally peeps under him and his nazi party. with his new power, he was able to lead germany in a personal conquest.

this has many parralels to george bush. after 9/11 there was an uproar of fear throughout the nation. Bush used the incident to strike against a country that basically had nothing to do with the attack - iraq. now he want to move onto syria and other nations. if u ask me it sounds like a personal conquest.

also the president is very hateful towards homosexuals. much like hitler was against the jews. in fact i wouldnt be surprised to see the gay holocaust soon.

the rug really brought that room together

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 06:34:44 GMT

so yea... this weekend went to the gainesville swamp... UF niggers

friday i was supposed to go in the beginning of the day, but im a hard ass n was like fuck it... im a hard ass - buns of steel biatch. so i slept till 10:00. then i got up, got packed n departed for gainesville.

it took like 5 hours to get up there. 300 miles i believe or actually a little more. w/e. i drove 100 miles on the turnpike cuz i fuckin pwn. i had to get used to drivin the auto though since i usually drive a big stick. so yea, i owned some peeps on the road then we arrived.

when we arrived all i saw were like older peoples. i was thinkin

ME: WTF, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COLLEGE - LAND OF THE HOT FAT ASSES!!! WHERE ARE ALL THE ASSES?!!

then i realized that i was by a hospital. so i was like okay these must be professors or doctors or some shiat. so we went to the dorm that me sis lives in.

we met her roomate. shes egyptian. pretty nice. w/e. u dont fuckin care. BITCH!

that night we went to RIVERDANCE. thats rite - mothafuckin men in tights tappin their little leprechaun bootettes on the floor. i thought it was gonna be gay as shiat -but i aint one to complain so i went along wit it.

there was a shit load of traffic cuz of the RIVERDANCE. oh yea snoop dogg was in another buildin on campus too. so we finally got in. got tickets. headed to our seats. we already were on the upper level when we i looked at my ticket

ROW X

i thought to myself

ME THINKIN: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ROW X. HMMMMMM I WONDER IF THATS REAL CLOSE TO THE FRONT. HMMMMM. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST WALK UP A FEW OF THESE STEPS TO FIND MY REAL CLOSE SEATS

so i walked........and walked.........and walked..........and walked.......and walked.........and fuck i walked a whole fuckin lot. in fact i walked ALL the way to the top. yea we were in the very LAST row.

ME: AT LEAST WERE NOT IN Z

so the show started n it wasnt too hard to see or hear. so it wasnt too bad. n the show FUCKIN OWND. OMG THOSE BASTARDS WERE AWESOME. it was quite the show.

i was really enjoyin myself - watchin n hearin those crazy drunkard irish dancing leprechauns, when suddenly durin the coolest fuckin part - when 3 irish dudes were havin a tap off against 2 negro african slaves - all the fuckin bastards n the theatre started clappin

ME: WUT THE FUCK R U DOIN?!?!?!?!?!? U CANT FUCKIN HEAR THEN DOIN THEIR CRAZY TAP SHIAT WHEN U FUCKIN CLAP U STUPID BITCHES
RETARD AUDIENCE: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I LOVE TO CLAP. I LOVE TO CLAP. CLAPPIN IS SO MUCH FUN. LOOK AT ME CLAPPIN WHILE THE TAPPERS R MAKIN AN OWNAGE CADENCE WIT THEIR FEET. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. CLAP CLAP CLAP
ME: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those fuckin cum guzzlers did it at like 5 awesome parts. the lady beside me was like bouncin up n down while she clapped like a retard that sees a butterfly for the first time. the guy n front of me was bobbin his head back n forth while he clapped. he was an irish migit. like a real damn leprechaun. i shoulda stole his lucky charms. maybe then he woulda shut the fuck up. damn

so we left. it was like fuckin 36 degrees out - no kiddin - froze my balls almost. GOD. then me sis n i met up wit none other than jason wishnov hahaha. wut a kool kid - hes so funny. we went to this thing where u can get a free pin. mine owned. its a pic of me eatin popcorn n it says PEEEMP!!! - ask me bout it n i just may wip it out to show ya. then we got fake tatoos. mine sucked. thats all ive got to say bout that.

we split up n me n megan met up wit her uther friends n went to steak n shake. got a side by side - it was damn good. the burger wasnt that great though. o well. i guess beef cant always be perfect

the next day we got up late, n went to the dining hall. they got some tasty shiat in there. i overate. ruined my diet. FUCK. so yea. finally i saw some fuckin hotties. there were two girls that kept circlin the place. they had big titties, n real hot asses. like ow bia ur ass is on fire. DAMNNNNNNN. woot woot woot.

that day there were many more hotties out. i didnt get to hit on them though bcuz i was wit my mom n sis so i just stared at them with my mouth open instead.

we went to the mall that day too. got some neat shiat. my first american eagle gear. then aeropostale jeans n a shell necklace thing. there were some real funny darkies there. they had a video camera n were followin hotties wit it like

NEGROS: YEA WORK THAT ASS. DAMNNNNNNNN. IMA TAP THAT SHIAT. OH YEA. THATS NICE. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

u know i was thinkin the same shit. so we left the mall. took naps. then went to a plce called the copper monkey for dinner.

there was some drunk bastard in their singin a song bout the eagles hahaha. i bet hes pissed now that they got owned. on the way out i saw this one girl - WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW - i even went DAMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN out loud. holy shit. it was freezin out. but u could see her nice tite abs n they were looooooooooow cut jeans, wit a plump ass n nice boobies. just luv them boobies.

that nite me n me sis n her friend was gonna go to a party, but it sounded stupid, so then we thought of another party, but supposedly they smoked their. so i didnt wanna go, end up smokin n haven me sis know that i smoked. so we watched lemony snickettes a series of unfortunate events instead. (bootleg).

on the last daywe walked about the campus - borin as fuck. so then we left - oh tears - boo who w/e.

on the way down i did not drive cuz i was gonna study like a good boy. haha. i read like 3 pages. n did one math prob. i had 10 hours to do all sorts of hw. i didnt do any. fuckin scool.

got home n went to mikes supa superbowl parte. i lost 10 bux overall. o well. say la vee. pats won. YEEEAAEAAA. his dad made damn tasty brugers - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - damn tasty.

so that was my supa weekend at uf. besides the fact that im still a virgin n i didnt go to a party i guess it was pretty fun. nite to all my black friends = i dont think any.

We are the knights who say NNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 05:21:16 GMT

oh mannnnnn

im sittin here lookin at my ginormous guns in awe - i didnt know that they could get that big - theyre like boulders embedded into my arm. WOW.

anyway i suppose that ill recapp my day for all my sweet children out there that read this.

wakin up was impossible today. i was sore as fuck tired as fuck and somethin else as fuck... w/e i went to el schoolo n just got there on time.

dan was waitin for me in photo.
DAN: I FUCKIN HATE GEORGE BUSH - FUCKIN OIL THEIF - I HOPE A MUSLIM KILLS HIM
i worked on my english project thing. i made a pic with my pal mikey wearin some pimp ass glasses (they my aviators NIGGA) n in the reflection of the lenses is a peacock......... i aint explainin it here - just know its about the great gatsby - figure it out urself bihatchessssssss

in math we took a lil sample ap question thing - n half the class got bent over n raped by it. i did pretty good. then i almost fuckin fell asleep agin cuz math sux n that was math.

yearbook i played tonk. i got fuckin owned. down 7 fuckin dollars. 7 DOLLARS. thats a lot for in school shiat like that. i flet like a 2 cent crack hoar on thnksgiving wit a hole in my sock n 3 extra jackets.

nothing really happened in lunch cept anjew deep throatin a spoon n gaggin on it. bad form man, bad form - never ever ever choke! anywho i was teased once more by all of the hotties surroundin me that i would want to fuck.

rite b4 english i realized that i left my essay at home - fuckin great. i ran back got it n sat in class for 2 hours of fuckin giant pitbull dogshit - the real mushy kind that sticks to the grass n smears evrywhere.

after schhool i crafted my guns at the gym. now my back n biceps are sore as fuck. then (bcause im an idoit, i went bike ridin for an hour n a half. got tired.

went to youth group. eh dan - they tell me that jesus loves u. i mean he LOVES u dan. n now im here on this shiat n u just wasted howeva long of ur life that u read this piece of smelly trash.

I watch how the moon sits in the sky on a dark night, shining from the light from the sun

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 09:48:10 GMT

lets get rite into it now... no damn intro this time... its hard to think of an intro.. n i dont feel like sittin here n thinkin on it foreva.............. i guess that i just wrote an intro... wuteva

The story i am about to tell u is a sad story... there are no dancing elves, pink elephants, or pizza. it is a story of revenge and punishment. it is the story of our lives... it is the tale of kevin cronins party.

At 6:00 i marched through the doors at the very swank italian eatery, maggianos. the diners heads turned and they stared as a struted past them with my gold chain and blue jeans layin on my tight body.

I could see the boys on the balcony above the rest of the lower people. the Don cronin sat at the head of the long table n he summoned me up to the table. i slowly stepped up the stairs n emerged ten feet from the table. i saw pauly the brain, scruff mcgruff nicki, big mikey, motsaball andy, dirty mouth danny, asian doomsday machine, unibrow, slick sammy sticky fingers aka the brazilian wedding singer, and don cronin. i pulled out a seat n went to sit down.

BAM! i was shot in the back of the head... dead - hahahahhahahhaa u thought this story would be about me?! hahahahah

suddenly big bobba bouy brian morales' boys rushed up the stairs, tommy guns in hand. they parted to let big bobba bouy himself through.

BIG BOBBA BOUY: I AM VERY SORRY TO REPORT TO U, MY FELLOW GANGSTERS, THAT WE ARE AT ODDS WIT EACHUTTER. DON CRONIN U HAVE INVADED MY TERRITORY. NOW I MUST RESPECTFULLY ASK U TO DECEASE N DECISS IN THIS ACTION N REMOVE UR GANG FROM MY AREA.
DON CRONIN: I UNDERSTAND UR DISAPPOINTMENT. HOWEVA, U DO HAVE VERY FINE TERRITORY IN WHICH I COULD MAKE SOME GOOD PROFIT. I ONLY ASK FOR THE USE OF A SMALL PORTION OF SAID TERRITORY. MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT SOME SORT OF AGREEMENT.
DIRTY MOUTH DANNY: YO FUCK CUNT BITCH NIGGER ASS COCK BLOCK MOFO CUNT FUCK COCK FUCK CUNT BIG BOBBA BOUY GO FUCK YOURSELF - ITS OUR FUCKIN TERRITORY NOW

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was filled with lead within seconds.

HENCHMAN: DOES ANY ONE ELSE WANT TO CHALLENGE BIG BOBBA BOUY?
SILENCE...................................................................................................
DON CRONIN: I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN
BIG BOBBA BOUY: THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE MY DEAR DON CRONIN

big bobba bouy went up to don cronin and gave him a brotherly kiss on the cheek, turned, n walked away.

the henchmen open fired on the gang. don cronin, scruff mcgruff nicki, and big mikey were shot n killed rite away. their blood flowed over the balcony and onto the people below.

in a flash, the asian doomsday machine had stuck them with forks and knifes and viciously ripped out their innards

ASAIN DOOMSDAY MACHINE: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the henchmen were killed but big bobba bouy brian morales fled the scene. everyone had left the restaurant. out of the rubble emerged motsaball andy, pauly the brain, unibrow, and slick sammy sticky fingers. they rejoined asian doomsday machine and held a conference.

MOTSABALL ANDY: WE MUST FIND BIG BOBBA BOUY AND KILL HIM
SLICK SAMMY: I AGREE WITH THESE TERMS THAT U HAVE SUGGESTED
UNIBROW: I ALSO BELIEVE THIS SUGGESTION TO BE FOR THE BEST
pAULY THE BRAIN: IM GOIN DOWN TO SHOOT MY OLD LADY - U KNOW I CAUGHT HER MESSIN ROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN
ASIAN DOOMSDAY MACHINE: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

they hit all of big bobba bouys usual hangouts. motsaball andy went to big mikeys clubhouse. big bobba bouy was seen there often. the door creaked open and revealed total darkness - the club was devoid of all light. suddenly cocksucker kenny aka the manhole jumped out!

cOCKSUCKER KENNY: WOW ANDY U LOOK SO CUTE IN THOSE SUEDE SHOES
MOTSABALL ANDY: EAT LEAD U FAGGOT!
COCKSUCKER KENNY: HONEY I STAY ON A STICT DIET OF PENIS - HAHAHA OH I CRACK MYSELF UP

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!! kenny shriveled up into dust and blew into the wind.

MOTSABALL ANDY: DAMN I FORGOT TO QUESTION HIM

the asian doomsday machine went to the don cronins house to guard it from big bobba bouys henchmen. but while he was there millions of henchmen marched to the house and surrounded him - they were thirsty for blood. just when the asian doomsday machine thought that he was destroyed, he saw the moon...

he morphed into a gigantic ape and started squishing all the hencmen like little cockaroaches. their guns were useless against him n he soon destroyed them all.

while this was goin on, slick sammy went to his school in the middle west side. when he arrived he found no henchmen, but two beautiful women. they taunted him with their full plump asses and perky bouncing breast. Slick sammy felt like a horny beagle on a hot summers day in a pizzeria. he tried to fight the temptation but he was drawn in. They were all over him kissing him softly and slowly smothering him to death...

unibrow was certain he knew where big bobba bouy was. he went to mc donalds. at first it seemed quiet. then the latin gang came from around the corner. they had been growing in numbers in the last year and at least one hundred came towards unibrow that night. the dirty latinos whipped out there magnums n pointed them at unibrow.

UNIBROW: HAHAHAHHA - U DAMN SPICS CANNOT HARM ME. I AM PART ITALIAN AND PART IRISH. I AM THAT OF A SUPERIOR BREED. NOW U MUST DIE!
RODRIGO SANTIAGO DE LA CRUZ EN LA CASA CALIENTE Y COMO MAS FRIJOLES: U HAF DIHONOR MY FAMEELEE AMIGO!

nibrow pulled out his golden guitar.

DIRTY LATINOS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

unibrow played an almighty face - melting solo at the gang. the began to melt like wax in a flame while wearing lace panties. just as they became puddles of blood and organs, big bobba bouy pulled up in his eldorado.

gunfire sounded everywhere. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM I HATE MY BABIES MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!! unibrow melted many peoples faces but soon he was shot in the arm by a rogue bullet. just then the asian doomsday machine n motsaball andy arrived. they had a tremendous shootout. but u may be wondering wtf happened to pauly the brain...

pauly didnt care too much about the war. he was hungry. so he went to taco bell. there he saw some hot girls.

PAULY THE BRAIN: BEEP BEEP WOOT WOOT WHY U ALL UP IN MY EAR TALKIN A WHOLE LOTTA SHIT I AINT TRYIN TO HEAR
HOTTIES: OH MY GOD U ARE SO COOL N DEEP
PAULY: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THERELL BE PEACE WHEN U R DONE
HOTTIES: I WANT TO FUCK U SO BAD
PAULY THE BRAIN: I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE
HOTTIES: TAKE ME U BEAST

pauly the brain had sex with 15 hotties. then he realized he had to go help the gang.

he was passin by the school when he saw slick sammy sticky fingers being smothered by the two sexpots. so pauly advanced toward them and said

PAULY THE BRAIN: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH U GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONITE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRELIGHT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH U GONNA GIVE IT ALL THAT U GOT, FAT BOTTOM GIRLS U MAKE THE ROCKIN WORLD GO ROUND

with that the sex bitches exploded revealing that they were no more than fembots. they left and hurried over to the mcdonalds

they were too late. unibrow had killed thousands of minions with his guitar n the asian doomsday machine had crushed even more, n motsaball andy was jewish but they were still killed in the end. they also noticed big bobba bouys body melted by unibrows awesome solo. he died in great honor.

as pauly n sammy looked out over the sea of dead bodies pauly had to say somethin to sammy:

PAULY THE BRAIN: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
sAMMY: OPEN YOUR EYES LOOK UP TO THE SKIES N SEE
RODDEN THE GREEDY WEEDY: IM JUST A POOR BOY
I NEED NO SYMPATHY
SAMMY: BECUZ IM EASY COME EASY GO
LITTLE HIGH LITTLE LOW
RODDEN THE GREEDY WEEDY: ANYWHERE THE WIND BLOWS DOESNT REALLY MATTERS TO ME
EVERYONE: TO MEEEEEEEEEE
MOMMA JUST KILLED A MAN
PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HES DEAD
MOMMA LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN
BUT NOW IVE GONE N THROWN IT ALLLLLLL AWAY
MOMMA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE U CRY
IF IM NOT BACK AGIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ONNNNN CARRY ONNNNN
NOTHIN REALLY MATTERS
TO LATE
MY TIME HAS COME
SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
BODYS ACHIN ALL THE TIME
GOODBYE EVERYBODY
IVE GOT TO GO
GOT TO LEAVE U ALL BEHIND N FACE THE TRUTH
MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(THE WAY THE WIND BLOWS)
I DONT WANNA DIE
SOMETIMES WISH I NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL
I SEE A LTTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN
SKATAMOOSH SKATAMOOSH
CAN U DO THE FANDANGO
THUNDERBOLT OF LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
GALILEO
GALILEO
GALILEO
GALILEA
GALILEO FIGARO
MAGNIFICOOOOOOO
IM JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME
HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY
SPARING HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
EASY COME EASY GO
WILL U LET ME GO
ISPILOCK NO WE WILL NOT LET U GO
LET HIM GO
ISPILOCK WE WILL NOT LET U GO
LET HIM GO
ISPILOCK WE WILL NOT LET U GO
LET ME GO
WE WILL NOT LET U GO
LET ME GO
WILL NOT LET U GO
LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
OH MAMAMIA MAMAMIA
MAMAMIA LET ME GO
BEREIS A GOOD HAS A DEVIL FOR A SON FOR ME????FOR ME FOR ME FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SO U THINK U CAN STOMP ME N SPIT IN MY EYE
SO U THINK U CAN LOVE ME N LEAVE ME TO DIE
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY
CANT DO THIS TO ME BABY
JUST GOTTA GET OUT
JUST GOTTA GET RITE OUTA HEREEEEEEEE
OHHH YEA OHH YEA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NUTHIN REALLY MATTERS
ANYONE CAN SEE
NUTHIN REALLY MATTERS
NUTHIN REALLY MATTERS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 04:55:18 GMT

well

i know wut u r thinkin... "it has been an awfully long time since i have enjoyed a nice entry in dan salvets lj"... n i feel u - enjoy biatches

it was a cool n dry n windy n clear christmas eve day. the national schoolboard had deployed a massive army of titanium coated supertanks that were designed for one thing - conquer and occupy every school in the nation so that every student would miss his christmas break. the only thing that stood between the tanks n the school was a super sexy man. thats rite me. who the fuck did u think - its my damn story.

anyway, the wind harshly blew my golden locks out of my face, exposing my rugid beard and a single scar across my eye that i acquired when i wrestled the ferocious gang of grizzly bears that were on the hunt for fresh blood about a year ago. i stared across at the ginormous armada of supertanks fit with unlimited missiles, ammo, lasers, and tomahawks.

TANKS: MOVE ASIDE N U SHALL NOT BE TERMINATED....BITCH
EL CAPITON VET: U SHALL NOT PASS
TANKS: U LEAVE US NO CHOICE BUT TO EXTERMINATE U....BITCH
EL CAPITON VET: U SHALL NOT PASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

just then the tanks fire off their missilesrite at my face. BOOM BOOM BANG POW SUKI SUKI FIVE DORRAR. they thought that they had demolished me. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FOOLISH PUSSY BASTARDS. do they not know that they vet is nearly impenitrable. when the smoke cleared i appeared with my shirt disentegrated. my hard, smooth pecs gleamed with the sunlite, and my ripped abs flexed with every breath. i began to make my advance and smash all the tanks to pieces when suddenly i heard the voice of a much greater adversary from the balcony behind me.

THE GREAT MR KORN: DAN U COPIED GANDALF FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS IN YOUR LIL SPEECH EARLIER - IM GONNA GIVE U AN F...N KICK UR ASS U BOHNER BITING COCK MONKEY
EL CAPITON VET: MR KORN UR DAYS OF EVILNESS AND UNFAIR GRADING ARE FINISHED - PREPARE TO DIE!!!
THE GREAT MR KORN: SO IT IS A FITE TO THE DEATH THEN HAHAHAHA - BITCH

he jumped off the balcony and onto my hard chest. we began to brawl with a titanic fury that caused a tornado to form. it took out a fourth of the tanks but they still seemed to be an endless metal sea. with me preoccupied for the moment the tanks roared forward toward the edge of the school. suddenly a silhouette appeared against the sun.

SILHOUETTE: AH HA... IT IS I... EL CRONIN DE LA CASA DE BLOOOOOD... U NO TAKA LA ESCUELA HOSTIAGE

with a shish of his red satin cape, el cronin del la casa de bloooood remove his belt

EL CRONIN DE LA CASA DE BLOOOOOOOOD: PREPARRRRE TO BE...DEFEATED - OLEY!!! POOTIE TANG STYLE BEACHES!
TANKS: OH NO!!!!!!!!

BOOM CRACK CRUMBLE CRUMBLE REARY SUKI SUKI ONLY FIVE DORRAR!!! the whole wall of the building burst open to reveal the super jakced and incredibly strong and sexy nick quest. every vein in his body was popping out as his muscles bulged past the limit of human strength.

NICK QUEST: LETS RUMBLE BITCHES - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EL CRONIN DE LA CASA DE BLOOOOOOOOOD: YO ESTOY IN AGREEMENT WIT U MI AMIGO
they imeddiately went to battle with the tanks destroying hlaf instantaneously.

finally after our great battle korn was all but defeated. lying at my feet he begged for mercy as cronin n quest destroyed the tanks one hundred at a time. just as i was to give the death blow to mr korn - my hand was held back. it was mr farese the wise

MR FARESE THE WISE: THE BIBLE SAYS "LOVE THY NEIGHBOR LIKE THYSELF...BUT FUCK UR ENEMIES UP!"

with this he whipped out his bamboo cane of wisdom.

MR FARESE THE WISE: I SHALT GIVE THEE NOT BUT AN HOUR TO REGAIN THY STRENGTH THEN I SHALL KILL THEE IN COMBAT
THE GREAT MR KORN: U SHALL NEVER DEFEAT ME. I KNOW OF THE ENVIRONMENT - THE BIRDS, THE TREES, THE WASTEWATER
MR FARESE THE WISE: WE SHALL WAIT

the great fleet of tanks was down to naught but a handful now, but on the horizon i could see that all of the tanks in the nation were swarming to do battle with us. i knew wut i had to do.

i quickly ran and rallied all of the students for the cause. we formed an enormous front outside of the school and awaited our enemies. within an hour they were but 100 yards from us. el cronin de la casa de blooooooooooood n nick quest were at my side as generals for our army.

EL CAPITON VET: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY THEM BEFORE THEY DESTROY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
NICK QUEST: ITS GO TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mr farese the wise and the great mr korn rose to complete their battle. neither said a word. mr korn charge with his walking stick, but mr farese adjusted and swung. hard. WHACK! the great mr korn fell off the building into the chaos of the battle below, never to be seen in this world agin.

MR FARESE THE WISE: DAMN TREE-HUGGIN HIPPEE

soon the tanks began to overpower us. quest cronin n i were unable to subdue the whole army n they were slowly breaking us down. suddenly from the middle of the sea of battle, came a huge roar. ragin randal a young student emitted a wave of energy in every direction that utterly destroyed every tank.

after the battle i went over n talked to him for a sec

EL CAPITON VET: HOW THE HELL DID U DO THAT?
RAGIN RANDAL: WELL, THEY WERE OUT OF LINE

el cronin de la casa de blooooooood quest n myself stood on the balcony lookin out on the battlefield. many of ours were killed. heres a list:

TYLER BUSH
DAN SANDS
DIEGO
AUSTIN
TOLGA KULUUSLUSLSUSULSUSLUSSUUUUSUSLSU (THOUGHT HIS PAINTBALL GUN WAS A GOOD WEAPON)
JEREMY LEGUME
KENNY KELLER (FELL APART)
JARED DORFMAN
ALEX MARTIAN
DAN BICKEL
NIEL SOCKEL
MICHHHHHAAEL
MANY MORE

just as the sunlite faded away as we looked upon the carnage cool mikey miles walked up

COOL MIKEY MILES: WUT THE FUCK HAPPENED
EL CAPITON VET: DUDE U MISSED IT WE JUST FOUGHT A WAR AGAINST HUGE ASS TANKS N MR KORN
COOL MIKEY MILES: REALLY? WOW I DIDNT KNOW
EL CRONIN DE LA CASA DE BLOOOOOOOOOOD: PERO SENOR MIKEY, DIDNT U NOT HERE EL BATTLEO - DONDE WERE U?
COOL MIKEY MILES: OH I WAS HAVING DOGGYSTYLE SEX WITH ASHLEY LANDMAN, RACHEL BENTLEY, JEN GLANTZ, JAMIE DORFMAN, GINA, ALEX SWHARTZ, WHITNEY SHATNER, DANIELLE RODGERS AND LIZ LYONS
EL CAPITON VET: WOW... I MEAN WOW - U MUST HAVE BEEN REAL BUSY... WOW DAMN MAN - WOW
LEAFER RODDEN: YO MAN WUZ UP DOGG. WUT UP NIGGA.
NICK QUEST: HEY MAN WHERE THE FUCK U BEEN CHRIS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
LEAFER RODDEN: YO MAN I WAS LIKE SMOKIN A BLUNT MAN - KNOW WUT IM SAYIN DOGG
EL CAPITON VET N THE WHOLE GANG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - RODDEN U SO CRAZY - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Now if a Nigga get an Attitude - Pop it like its Hotttttt - Pop it like its Hottttt

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 02:31:30 GMT

man nuthin really excitin has been goin on lately (EXCEPT FOR HOMECOMIN COMIN UP SATURDAY NIGGAS)

This entry is to all of those Kool Kats that were so kind as to give me rides for the past six months. u guys fucking own. i just want to thank u for puttin up with me n not ditchin me anywhere so i wouldnt ask for anymore rides.

sam - u fuckin came n picked me up from my house to go to the gym all last year so i wouldnt have to ride my goddamn bike. thanks doesnt begin to describe my gratitude... thanks

mike - wut a guy - at the beginning of this year u took me home every day and then took me to the gym in the same day. u drove me to the bowling alley alot. i appreciate it like a skanky hoe appreciates a good anal fuck. PIMP CADDY

nicki questo - yo dawg - much mothafuckin love fo the mothafuckin rides to my mothafuckin hizzle fo rizzle. u went out of ur way to take me home even though some days u were so damn tired that u wanta just to go to fuckin bed. u r the man n i salute u

baigly fiore - i know u didnt drive around that much or a least not nearly as much as the peeps above - but i thank u lavishly for the several times that u transported me to places of meeting

matt - wow - drove me to scool every fuckin day since the middle of last year. wut a pimp. i oh u the most thanks of all. u got me there wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy early which was good cause i didnt have to nigga sprint like mike. thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well the whole reason im writin this is because after tomorrow i will neva ask any of u to give me a ride again... IM GETTIN MY MOFO LICENSE AT FO O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON AND RIDIN OFF INTO THE SUNSET

THANKS SO MUCH GUYS - U ARE THE BEST PALS A GUY COULD ASK FOR - MUCH LUV NIGGAS

ITS A WOODEN PICKLE!

Sat, 23 Oct 2004 05:50:13 GMT

i havent put in an entry for ten motherfuckin days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knoow u biatches missed me. well let me bring u bastards up to speed.

basically all that u need to know is hw has been fuckin killin me!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH! I HATE MOFUCKIN HOMERK - BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS TEACH!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, tonite was one of the most fun nites i have had in a longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time. at first we did nuthin but i was sooooooooo happy that the fuckin weekend was here. i went to help sam find some sexy sunglasses, and we finally found some after goin to 195293279812798379832 stores. they were sooooooooooooooo sexy. we drove back to sams house and he almost ran over a guy cause he was wearin the glasses n it was dark. Also i gave the westside sign to a nigger and he grilled and stared at me. he didnt do nuthin though - he knows not to mess with the vet. DAMN MOFO.

we went back to sams house then fiore stopped by and picked us up in the PIMP van. we went to mickie d's n saw all the fugly middle school whores - hahaha theyre so nasty fuckingsickassbitches - salkjfhsldjhdkhs.

we then went to the target plaza n sat fo like 20 min tryin to think of wut to do. finally we decided after mucho debate n slandering to go to ian's (sam's friend) house to meet up with jake, josh, tommy, and hos gf ella. SHE WAS OOBER HOT. D-D-D-DDAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM. we had a couple shots n went to pick up ian at the cold stone n get some ice cream.

Tommy was fuckn hilarious. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. this group of like 8 girls n 3 guys came up while we were outsiden sam asked how old they were like 12 or 13 - this started the whole shitter.
DUMB BITCHES: YEAH LIKE 13 OK. NO WERE REALLY 15 (DRIPPING WITH SARCASM)
OWNAGE TOMMY: HEY Y U BEIN SUCH BITCHES - DAMNIT DONT MAKE ME GO OVER THERE AND SLAP U - IM NOT AFRAID TO SLAP A BITCH - DONT FUCK WITH ME - U WANT A CHAIR UPSIDE UR HEAD?
US: LOAO
STUPID BASTARDS: HEY U THINK UR SO COOL TALKIN SHIT - WOW UR A COOL GUY (SARCASM ALSO)
OWNAGE TOMMY: I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW U CAN BE WITH SO MANY GIRLS AND NONE OF THEM BE HOT
US: DYING OF LAUGHTER
STUPID BASTARDS: Y R U WITH SO MANY GUYS
TOMMY: CAUSE WERE GAY - HELLO - I HIT THAT ONE UP THE ASS AND THAT ONE AND THAT ONE - DUMB FUCK
US: FUCKING EXPLODING WITH FUNNINESS

so we hung a round for a lil while later n finally we got up n began to leave n tommy said, "Since these faggots aint doin anythin, lets go". so we went to leave n the dumb bitches started followin us n yellin at us with the guys behind us.

then we get to our cars and one of the retards starts goin "WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK U R - WHO THE FUCK U GONNA JUST LEAVE - WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK U R?" hahahahahahA fuckin comedic gold. we just ignore the scrawny lil white boy n tommy starts to back up when he throws a full water botttle at the back. TOMMY CAME FLYIN OUT OF HIS CAR LIKE A FART OUT OF KEVIN WHEN HE FLEXES HIS ABS. he runs rite up to the kid that threw it n goes "WHO DID THAT - WHOS GETTIN FUCKED UP TONITE - WHOS JAW AM I GONNA FUCKIN BREAK?" HAHAHAHA - the kid that threw it like got scared as shit n denied that it was him "NOT ME NOT ME OMG NOT ME" HEHEHEHEHE - PUSSY. i prolly wouldnt stand up to tommy either - scary as shit

just when i thought that a punch was to be thrown fiore tol me that a cop was there n to get in the car. no fight occured n we went back to the house.

i had one more shot - tequila - fuggin difugustin - me no likie. we just talked n shit - then tommy took out a joint and started smokin. i was too curious (but u can call it peer pressure or wutever even though it wasnt) but wutever - i took a couple hits. i didnt get high though. DAMN. dont worry though guys - i aint gonna become a full time pothead like some guys we know. u know who u r. silly guys

we finally left bout 11;45 n i got home bout 12:05. i thought that my aunt n mom would be long time asleep - but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - they were rite there when i walked in the door. OMFG HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEYREGONASMELLTHESMOKEORTHELIQUORANDTHENTHEYGONNAKNOWWUTIBEENDOIN!!!!!!!! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i quickly ran into the bathroom n took a shower. i must have scrubbed like a nigger with crabs. LISTERINE for the breath. DAMN I GOT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED LOL. i dont think they knew though phew! so ive been typin this since n now im goin to beddy bye!

NITE U TWO CENT HOES!

ONE WEEK TIL LICENSE - IMA RAPE THE ROAD IN A WEEK - HEHEHE - FAEGGOT HACKERS

Leave it on the doorstep n get the hell outa here

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 03:42:42 GMT

today today today - wut the hell happened today - ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - who the shit cares - i went to school - it was gay - did good in math - nuthin else important -

sfter school - just went to the gym - n went to youth group - thats it - O N I GOT MY FIRST AD MONEY TODAY FOR YEARBOOK - SUCK ON THAT QUESTO NIGGA - HAHAHAHAHA just kiddin luv ya guy

so yea - i mjust sittin here thinkin bout how much goin on a cruise wit the hotties wit no parents would own. it would be fuggin amazing. sleep in til 1 or 2 - OR WUT THE FUCK AM I SAYIN - SLEEP TIL 5 IF U WANT IT DONT MATTER - eat all the good food shit u want then go dance wit the hotties it would own evrything in the world

theyd be on the decks in the tite lil thong bikinis with their round plump booties stickin out showin off all their assssssssssssssssssessssssettts. wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow. the thought alone makes me hard in places i didnt know existed. SHIT. well all i gotta say is that we gotta do it. not just for us, BUT FOR ALL THE UNDERSEXED YOUNG MEN IN THE WORLD. haha

alot of peeps will be invited - muchos gentes - but its for sure that ONE person will not - n that person is MARTIAN - n thats all i got to say

IM GOIN TO BED EARLY MOFOs. sleep tite cock monkeys

all that im given, is this pain that im livin, they got me in the system, but why they gotta do me l

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 03:24:25 GMT

wowowowowowowow

HOMECOMING WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i go tin their i just walked around tryin to find a hottie to dance wit. so i finally found one, but i danced like a foot away from her - it was my first goddamn time dancin - so back the fuck off. so form there the dance took off. a danced wit a ton of hotties. n from the second dance on it was penis against anus when it came to dancin. ooooooooooooooooo HOT. so yea i danced wit:
carol (hot latin girl in lunch)
ashley landman
danielle rodgers
camila lopez
jamie hart
stephanie lopez
kayla (another hottie in lunch)
becky (like last two secs before dance ended)
alex schwartz (i think i butchered her name - o well - slow song)
carols friend
like three other girls (dont know there name)
A pretty good roster if i do say so myself. it was stupendous - gotta do it again. saw christin jesus there dancin with olivia - wut a cool guy. HE OWNS YOUR BRAIN

Anyway id like to take this opportunity to show a convo i very much enjoyed with tolga kullulsuslsulsuslu:
Salvet46: WHY DIDNT YOU GO IT WAS AMAZING
tolgak9999: because I don't like that shit
Salvet46: IT WAS SO FUN
tolgak9999: 1) I'm big fat and ugly in a city that cares more about looks than personality
tolgak9999: 2) I don't like being the center of attention in any way unless I have a point to make
tolgak9999: even if it's with one person
tolgak9999: because of some paranoid feeling that I get
tolgak9999: I can't stand it
tolgak9999: it bothers me every day
tolgak9999: I have this feeling that when people have me in their minds, that they are judging me in some negative wa
tolgak9999: *way
tolgak9999: and I can't get rid of it
Salvet46: U WERE JUST AFRAID TO DANCE WITH THE HOTTIES HUH?
tolgak9999: I'm afraid that they wouldn't like me
tolgak9999: so I refuse
Salvet46: BUT THEYRE SO HOT
tolgak9999: other guys get hugs, I get a handshake
tolgak9999: that's the way it's been since hugging became popular
Salvet46: IF UR AFRAID UR WHOLE LIFE WHERE WILL THAT TAKE U?
Salvet46: I HUGGED ALL OF THEM
tolgak9999: see
Salvet46: YEA
Salvet46: I NEVA HUG
Salvet46: TIL LAST NITE
tolgak9999: these people
Salvet46: GOT HUGS ALROUND
tolgak9999: I don't know
Salvet46: CMON
tolgak9999: I think they're either afraid of me or hate me
tolgak9999: so approaching people is hard without thinking I'll offend them
tolgak9999: you really don't know how hard it is for me to make friends outside of school
tolgak9999: I really don't know how I'll survive in college
tolgak9999: I can't even make presentations without trembling
tolgak9999: you should see me some times
tolgak9999: I can't move
tolgak9999: because of all those eyes
Salvet46: u gotta over come it
tolgak9999: I can't
tolgak9999: I've tried
tolgak9999: nothing works
tolgak9999: I feel like shit afterwards
Salvet46: BUT THEYRE SOOOOOOOOO HOT
tolgak9999: lay off the caps lock
Salvet46: BUT I LUVVVVVVVVVVV CAPS LOCK
tolgak9999: you don't seem to understand my problem,
tolgak9999: I can't even look into people
tolgak9999: *people's eyes
tolgak9999: it's that hard for me
tolgak9999: not even my mom or my dad
tolgak9999: I tend to look elsewhere
Salvet46: U GOTTA NOT CARE WUT THEY THINK
tolgak9999: that's the problem
Salvet46: U GOTTA BE LIKE
Salvet46: I AM THE TIGER
tolgak9999: you want to know what I'm thinking right now?
tolgak9999: 2 things
Salvet46: N EAT EAT LOTS OF ANIMAL FLESH
tolgak9999: 1) how am I gonna finish this fuckin' essay while talking to you
Salvet46: N IF U DONT LIKE IT ILL EAT UR FLESH
tolgak9999: and 2)
Salvet46: ARGHHHHHHHHHH
Salvet46: GOTTA GROWL AT THEM
tolgak9999: I'm thinking that you're thinking "what a sorry foolk I'm talking to"
Salvet46: N SHOW THEM WHO IS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE
tolgak9999: and I can't get that thought out
Salvet46: OR IS THAT THE LION?
Salvet46: IS THAT THE LION OR THE TIGER
tolgak9999: lion
tolgak9999: and if you're trying to be funny to get my mind off of it
tolgak9999: it's not working
Salvet46: R U SURE ITS THE LION
tolgak9999: yes
Salvet46: THE TIGER IS PRETTY STRONG
tolgak9999: and please
tolgak9999: stop with the caps lock
Salvet46: WHO DO U THINK WILL WIN IN A FIGHT?
tolgak9999: tiger
Salvet46: LION OR TIGER
tolgak9999: tiger
Salvet46: WUT ABOUT A JAGUAR
tolgak9999: still tiger
tolgak9999: it would beat all big cats one on one
Salvet46: HOW BOUT SABERTOOTHED TIGER?
tolgak9999: the saber would win
Salvet46: OR THE TIGER ELEPHANT
tolgak9999: elephant
tolgak9999: because the tiger
Salvet46: NO THE TIGER ELEPHANT IS ONE ANIMAL
tolgak9999: would be too intimidated if it were for the purpose of fighting and not hunting
tolgak9999: shut up
tolgak9999: get some rest
Salvet46: it is
tolgak9999: get ober
tolgak9999: *sober
Salvet46: it lives in mexico
tolgak9999: intresting
tolgak9999: link it to me
Salvet46: n eats the little ninos during the nite
tolgak9999: lol
Salvet46: have u ever heard of a man thong?
tolgak9999: yes
tolgak9999: it's a nasty concept
tolgak9999: sadly I have seen one on a man
tolgak9999: because the style channel does that
tolgak9999: and my sis was watching it
Salvet46: haha
Salvet46: i wear them to the beach
tolgak9999: and I was eating
tolgak9999: sure you do
Salvet46: its good for swimmming fast
tolgak9999: no
Salvet46: whos faster
Salvet46: a whale or a peanut
tolgak9999: dan
tolgak9999: what are you doing?
tolgak9999: why are you like tis
Salvet46: which one
tolgak9999: can you stop it
tolgak9999: ?
Salvet46: i think if it was a divin race then the peanut would have the upper hand
Salvet46: BUT it also depends on the peanut brand
tolgak9999: DAN
tolgak9999: shut up
tolgak9999: if you're gonna say something
Salvet46: planters is the best
tolgak9999: make it meaningful
Salvet46: wuts ur favorite peanut
tolgak9999: don't just ask me some stupid questions
tolgak9999: I
tolgak9999: I'm not in the mood
tolgak9999: you done with the essay?
Salvet46: who was that philosopher that said that thing about philosophy?
tolgak9999: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Salvet46: it was like soccertes
Salvet46: rite
tolgak9999: whatver you say
Salvet46: no im serious
Salvet46: i need it for our marine paper
tolgak9999: what marine paper?
Salvet46: the one thats due tomorrow
tolgak9999: what the hell are you talking about?
tolgak9999: when was this assigned
tolgak9999: ?
Salvet46: last week
Salvet46: its on the importance of an ecologically sound marine ecosystem
tolgak9999: I don't believe you
tolgak9999: and socrates has what to do with the ocean?
tolgak9999: there's nothing due tomorrow
tolgak9999: shut up
Salvet46: im using that one quote he said
tolgak9999: take a cold shower to keep that exctacy down
Salvet46: the lion tol me it was true
tolgak9999: go to bed
tolgak9999: take plenty of liquids
Salvet46: r u sure that hes the king of the jungle
Salvet46: he tells me that hes the prince
tolgak9999: do a long #1 + #2 tomorrow morning
Salvet46: i think the tiger is the king
tolgak9999: and when you come to school
tolgak9999: do so in handcuffs
tolgak9999: so you don't hurt anybody
Salvet46: this essay is worth like 30% of our grade
Salvet46: atleast thats wut the triscuit said
tolgak9999: dude
tolgak9999: stop fucking around
Salvet46: doesnt he talk to you
Salvet46: youll have to meet him sometime
tolgak9999: I'm planning on doing so
tolgak9999: I'm going to block you now
tolgak9999: for you have been too annoying
tolgak9999: 'night
tolgak9999 signed off at 10:54:30 PM.

the devil went down to georgia he was lookin for a soul to steal

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 05:56:35 GMT

scool went by pretty quick today cause we had a peprally. the best part were those funny ass powderpuff guy cheerleaders - FUCKIN HILARIOUS. i got out of goddamn math. HALLELUIAH! i hate that shitty class. im always asleep in there n mcarthur yells at me. o well.

english was pretty fun today. we were goin over the boring shit of scarlett letter when this fat kid comes in n starts talkin to the teacher for like a fuggin hour. we were talkin to jamie hart n stephanie lopez about homecomin n shit n they said that they would dance wit me n nick cause were so damn sexy. so at least we got someone to dance wit for sure. n they also want to go on our cruise idea thing during spring break. that would fuckin pwn everything in existence. even mike - n he owns an awful lot of shit. NEXT NIGGA

after scool i went to the gym and wrecked my shoulders n triceps n abs. i didnt give myself any break between stuff. i felt like an indian on the trail of tears. hahahaha - dade so funny

later we went to the football game for homecoming. WOW. THAT SHIT SUCKED MY BALLS. they ran it every damn play n when they threw it it almost got picked. all the ladies was talkin to that pimp bryan llenas n not the rest of us - except for like mikes lil sisters friend was like hitting on fiore. haha. then sam is like pretending to grab his dick in front of them. haha kinda funny but sick. it started raining like rite after half time n we all started to go out to the cars n leave, but when we got to the gate in front of the stadium, me mike bry kevin n dave decided to go back while sam n the nickos were alreay to their car and took off. so we watched the rest of the game. OOOOOOOOO LOTS OF GIRLS IN WET WHITE SHIRTS. DAMN. GONNA MAKE ME SPLURGE.

after the game we went to burger king but the fuckers had closed its asshole for the night so they wouldnt let us in. we went to mcarnolds instead. OMG. in the line there was this oober hot girl with HUGE TITS and like a 2 in skirt. she was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot. when we finished n rite as she was leaving i stopped n talked to her:
ME: hi my name is dan
HOTASSBITCHWITHHUGETITIS: hi im christen ( or christina - i wasnt payin too much attention i was too busy starin at her tits)
ME: yea i was just thinking that maybe when ur done here u could come back to my house. we could play board games, watch a movie, have sex - wut do u say?
HOTASSBITCHWITHHUGETITIS: i think im a lil too old for u hunnie
ME: well how old r u?
HOTASSBITCHWITHHUGETITIS: im 22
ME: WOW u look a lot younger
HOTASSBITCHWITHHUGETITIS: i know i look younger than my age
then she left. HAHAHAHAHA. i thought it was pretty funny. good stuff. WELL THATS ITS BITCHES

21 days til license!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HER ASS IS A SPACESHIP I WANT TO RIDE

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 05:22:08 GMT

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

today was an excellente day. first i had farese n it was boring as hell. so i fell asleep n farese was like, "mr salvetti please dont fall asleep in my class." stupid bitch. im tired. so im gonna sleep. now go have sex with your catholic bible.

heres the good part. u ready? well u betta be biatch cause i aint stoppin. i had a tle for all of the two shitty hours of fourth peiod. it was like a fuckin christmas gift on hannukah. i had to go to the footyball field with that sex machine nicki queston the rest of the yearbook class. we had to take some dumbass pic of the seniors in the form of an 05 on the field. it was pretty gay - all the seniors were fuckin around n they almost fugged it up. o well a shit load betta than environ. liz didnt come though - disappointing. o i didnt ask her agian. i decided that id rather go with my homies n dance with all the hotties instead of just one.

Anyway we had like an hour or hour n a half left so me nick (questo) n bryan decided to go to taco bell. we got there just fine and ate our tacos. i got WAY too much fuckin stuff cause of a miscommunication beteen bryan n i (thanks for makin me waste my money u fucker haha) i had two chalupas, a soft taco, n a grande soft taco, n then i accidently got two nacho bell grandes. i could barely eat the four tacos. i had to pak the last one in my mouth with my fist. WHO THE FUCK EATS ALL THAT?

so on the way out we passed a couple of cops and they didnt say shit. hahaha. wut a bunch of stupid pigs. so we were headin back feelin SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. we made sure the golfcart queers werent ridin around us though we saw one but he didnt see us and we were SURE that we were home free. we went up the stairs and only had to go down the hall and turn left. BUT THEN FUCKIN MISS PERRY THE PRINCIPLE COMES OUT AND TELLS US TO COME DOWN STAIRS AND TALK TO HER. DAMN. i wasnt too afraid of wut she would do but i knew if my strict ass mom found out id be grounded for life. when we walked up to her it was obvious that we had been to TB cause we all had drinks and i had a nacho bell grande with me HAHAHA. i offered it to her when she pulled us over. HAHAHA (bribery). so we talked to her in the courtyard for like 15 damn minutes and she got us to say wut we did was wrong. WOW DAN I THINK THAT U WOULD WANT TO MARRY THIS BITCH. every other word was kerry or edwards. dan this is the perfect woman for u. all positive references. hahahaha

next she made us go to her office where she sat there just messing with us like "wut punishment should u get?" n shit like that. we were in there for like 20 minutes. then we left and got NO PUNISHMENT AT All. hahahahaha take that niggers. she thought that our teacher didnt know, but we tol her that we were goin so we didnt get in trouble. so we went back to class n miss v was scared that we said she let us but we tol her we didnt n she was happy. i gave the nachos to camila n danielle (hotties) n we messed around til class ended. NEXT MOFO

at lunch we got our homecoming tickets. IM SO EXCITING ITS MY FIRST HOMECOMING. i cant wait to be grindin up against liz n jamie n jen n ashley n whoever. well be dancin and theyll feel somethin against their ass n be like wuts that n ill go my dick u wanna suck it n theyll be all over it like a fat kid on cake. so i cant wait to get in on that massive orgy.

marine science we did like nuthin n then i went home. i didnt go to the gym today cause i figured my muscles were already abnormally large enuff but i went to sell ads for the yearbook instead. it OWNED. i got like 5 promisses! yea i will not fail yearbook.

thats it a pretty damn good day if i say so myself. nite FAG

o yea - only 21 days til i get my license - ima be pickin up hot bitches on the side of the road. hehehehe

Chinchila on your back iwannaknowyourname

Wed, 06 Oct 2004 04:58:56 GMT

MAN wakin up this monin was refreshing fo once in my life - i never get any fucking sleep. last nite went to sleep at 10:30 but the nite before i went to bed at 4. But now im niceeeeeeeee and rested.

well i woke up got all my shit done n drove to that motherfuckin high school nigglet gathering place. had a test in histry and it was pretty gay. had to work through the bell to finish - at least it was open note. i still think i got FUCKED on it. o well we'll see.

Korn was as boring as shit agin. i swear to god he mite as well just give us fuckin pillows in his class. nuthin else really happened before lunch. so go to the next fuckin paragraph to see wut happened.

at lunch nick n i went to get our tickets for homecoming. FIRST TIME GOIN FOR ME. im a virgin when it comes to homecoming dances. and i guess when it comes to fucking too. o well. we bought mikes ticket for him cause we didnt want that ethiopian shithead martian to know we were going. haha wut a queer. me mike nick quest, nick fiore, and bryan llenas r goin together i believe. im kinda nervous though. im toiling with the idea of askin liz lyons to the dance tomorrow, but its makin me awful nervous. GOD SHES SO HOT! i swear that if i ever somehow get the miracle of seeing her naked, my dick would get soooo hard it would explode. well see if i puss out or not.

nuthin happened the rest of the day - or maybe i just didnt notice cause i was too busy starin at the asses n tits of the hotties. THERE ARE SO MANY THIS YEAR! wutever. next bitch.

after shool i went to sell ads for yearbook agin. its really gay. no one wants to buy the shit except the chinese fuckers.i think ima have like 100000000000000000000 fuckin chinese ads. as long as i get SOME.

i recently realized how fuckin weak i was so today, i went to the vitamin shoppe to get some protein shakes - look out ladies - vets bulkin up haha.

after that i just went to youth group - dan if u read this i just want u to know that god and jesus both love you. ive been on this fuckin computadora since ive got home - chattin away n doin me hw.

let it be known to all that i will acquire my license in a mere 24 days - haha - FUCKERS!

Wut a days

Sat, 02 Oct 2004 03:41:53 GMT

Holy shit im really tired - been awake since thursday morn. nuthin much happened thursday. just went to work at flagcraft for like the whole day. but thats good got some money so i can go buy more sex from the prostitutes that live down the street - best rates in town.

Last nite david had another Halo party. HOLY SHIT THAT GAME PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. if i run out to get some good weapon - BAM - FUCKIN DEAD. try to run those bitches over with a tank or ghost - BAM - FUCKIN DEAD AGIN. or i could just be like try to run the bitch over n they just like sidestep or some shit n i keep FUCKIN MISSIN EM. n then they fuggin kill me GOD.

dave, fiore, nick, mike, n martian (haha lil ethiopian bitch) were there. after playin a lil bit we got hungry n decided to go to McDogballs for a midnite snack. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the funniest shit happened while we were there. we pull up to the window, all being fuckin loud n shit, n nick finally gets us to shut up n the guy asks wut he wants. so nick goes "alrite we got a big order, u ready for this" n all the sudden the screen lites up:

1 qrterpnder w/ cheese

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we fuckin burst out laughing so hard. if u werent there n u didnt find this funny, well then i guess u had to be there u lil fucker.

we played a bunch o games afterward n everyone was talkin mad shit. martian was gettin raped left n rite like a fuckin chinese street hoar in june. he was cocky as a mofo cause he thought he was good then he got raped. "GOD WHY DO I SUCK SO MUCH!? IM SUCH A FUCKIN LOSER GOD! THEY MUST BE FUCKING HACKING OR SOMETHING THOSE FUCKING FAEGETS! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" before we got bored of playing seriouslyso we played a warthog battle or somethin like that. there were 4 warthogs n 6 peeps so you had to grab one quick then run into everyone else. BUT WE SPECIFICALLY FUCKING SAID NO SHOOTING EACH OTHER. so martian, being the gay lil bohner biteing cock donkey that he is was fuckin crying like a lil girl bout how boring it was - until that is he got a rocket launcher. THAT FUCKING MORON STARTED BLOWIN EVERYONE UP WITH THE ROCKETS. "HEHEHE THIS IS SO FUN GUYS HEHEHE" so in retaliation to his retardness, fiore stayed at PROJECT VULCAN (dont ask me wut the fuck it is cause i dont play this game) and sniped martian as soon as he spawned. THE BITCH GOT SO MAD. HAHAHAHA he started yelling "FUCKING STOP IT FIORE YOURE BEING SO GAY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he starts argueing wit dade:
QUEER: WTF R U GUYS DOIN! STOP SHOOTING ME AS SOON AS I APPEAR!
DADE: we started shooting u cause u broke our rule by blowing us up with a rocket!
QUEER: WELL IM JUST HAVING SOME FUN AND I WANT A CAR!
DADE: so u can shoot anyone u want but we cant? r u fucking retarded
QUEER: GOD U GUYS R SOOOOOO GAY IM TAKIN MY XBOX N LEAVING CAUSE U CANT HAVE FUN WITHOUT HALO!
So the tard left at 4 in the morning like practically crying like a lil pussy.

nick questo, fiore n me stayed up the whole nite. the two stong intellectual (and single ladies) men chatted with me and eachother bout "BOLONEY" haha (inside joke fucker gets ur nose out my busness) hot girls... um... i cant remember the other stuff we talked about... n o yea, NOELLE. Fiore the best move in your life was dumping that ungly bitch. BRAVO.

today i really didnt do nuthin cept work at the flag shop agin n rite now im writin this instead of that shitty position paper i keep puttin off. its gettin down to the wire. o well. ill leave it at that. keep checkin inwit me peace.

Fuck you i wont do wut u tell me

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 05:55:16 GMT

Vet is back with a brand new mission. This entry is dedicated to my good friend Kevin Chronin, live journal conesuir (as Nick Questo puts it). According to this noble patron of the online journal arena, my first entry was not exciting or enthusiastic enuff. therefore im going to stuff this bitch with SOOOOOOOOOOOO much excitement and SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much enthusiasm that by the time you are done reading this you are going to shit your pants. This one is for you Chronin Baby.

BEEP!!! BEEP!!! BEEP!!! My tremendously annoying alarm clock EXPLODED with wall shattering noise right into my ear and i backflipped out from under my covers and off my bed. QUICKLY i snatched up the rogue clock and using my supa strong grip shattered it into a trillion little pieces. Then i sprinted into the bathroom and shoved my damn contacts into my eyes like that 35 year old biker guy shoves his dick in erica peralta.

I flew into the kitchen and considered doing my faggot ass position paper for Farese, but after thinkin supa hard on the subject i decided to call up that bastard and i told him, "LOOK YOU LITTLE BITCH - I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LITTLE INDIANS WHO THE EUROPEANS OWNED SO BAD BY SSHOOTING THEM RITE IN THE HEAD AND LEAVING THEM ON THE GROUND WITH THEIR BRAINS OOZING OUT OF THEIR BLASTED OPEN SKULLS WHILE WOLFS FEASTED ON THEIR MAGGOT INVESTED ROTTING CARCASSES - I AINT WRITIN YOUR GAY LITTLE PIECE O SHIT PAPER!" So then he, crying, pleaded that i dont hurt him and said that he was sorry for assigning such a queer paper that the annoying nerd bitches like ISHME love to write. I told him to never allow it to happen agin or i would send my crazy karate master friend Kevin Chronin to do a backflip off of his face.

So then mike rolls up in his DAZZLING, SPARKLING, SHINING cadilac that all the ladies are constantly riding in. They dont ride in it cause of its amazing features like automatic EVERYTHING or its blinged out leather interior and chrome exterior, but because that supa sexy stud, mike, is the one driving it and every hottie wants him. The very mysterious and supa strong nick questo was flexing his massive biceps in the passenger seat and i nearly fainted from shock. ANYWAYS, i hopped into the car and we peeled out for like 5 min before we sped away.

On the way to the gym mike was going soooooooooooooooooooo fast. he was speeding at 300 miles per hour when all of a sudden a cop came flying out of nowhere. Mike was like, "HELL NO BITCH" so he swerved into the cop and ran him of a cliff. B O O M ! the car blew up on impact in an uproar of red and yellow flames of hellfire.

At the gym i was curling the million pound bar. my muscles and veins bulged, my face turned read, sweat began to trickle down my face as a slowly struggled to raise the extremely heavy bar for my 1000th repetition. then mike picked up the billion pound bar and repped it 1000 times and he sweat so much that it looked like he had done a triple back flip into a twisted jackknife into a pool. Questo pumped out his pecs and benched an innumerable amount of weights. God he is one ripped wop. haha jk questo.

While we were flexing our rock hard abs in the way that the oober hot Jamie Frankel told us to while laying on her back looking up at us, the that master ladie's man Sam Kline suddenly appeared like a magician on a PCP trip. there was some hot girl sticking out her ass n givin us a nice lil show while we were liftin weights so the homies tol me to go up n talk to her. they declared that if i could get her nuber, that they would give me 5 bux, but if i got shut down id get 3. So i went up to her and the convo proceeded like so:
ME: hi my name is dan salvetti would u like to suck my penis
HOTTIE: how big is ur penis cause u r so sexy im already excited
Me: its too big for most women to handle
HOTTIE: im sure i can handle it would you like to come back to my place
ME: o i would luv to but i just remembered im goin over to erica peraltas house in 5 min to have hot sweaty rough sex
HOTTIE: well would you like my number
ME: naw i dont like being so attached to one girl - how bout next time i see you, well go have sex
HOTTIE: only if we can do every postion n i get to suck your dick alot
ME: OK BYE
NEXT

Mike, nick, n me raced to mikes house n on the way jeff gordon pulls up along side of us and revs the engine of his DUPONT Chevy stock car. the light turned green n mike floored it n riced gordon so bad. gordon swallowed so much of mikes dust that he choked and died. Mike owns racing fast cars.

At his house i was fucking owning DDR! I only missed like 35191063095721075279560923794327547238934297632897487432979432794327948734362926349324639629369235626390097arrows on the little screen n mikes sister destroyed me when we went head to head. Then mike n questo showed us how to do it. they were movin their feet so fast it looked like they were niggers on speed.

questo drove my home in his candy red mustang that make all of the girls moan when they see it. then i soaped up my ripped body in the shower so i didnt smell like a trash heap in summer and we went bowling. once agin mike owned every other car on the road. he weaved swerved and sped past the other lame drivers n drove the car straight into don carters cause they were no fuckin parkin spots. when we got there dave was anxiously waiting to chuck his last ball down the lane to complete a perfect game. he already had 11 strikes and needed just one more. I tol dave no to fuck this up and that stupid little faggot moron duece queer white ethiopian drug baby martian told me to shut up. WOW MARTIAN GO TO WORK SO YOU CAN PAY UR PAPYS MORTGAGE. anyway the air was thick with anticipation - so thick u could cut it with a butterknife - as david whipped back his stiff arm and then quickly flung it forward curving his hand at the same time. the ball swooped to the left and smashed into the head pin causes an eruptious strike - FUGGIN AMAZING - 300 BITCH. dave can now say that no man can get a better score than him.

Questo, mike me n fiore were just chillin at the ally playin some ball. man havent seen fiore in a while. cool kid that fiore - always good for a few laughs. so we were just chillin like some villains on pentasillin when these faggots walk in with some hot girls. Me n fiore were like, "Lets go fuck them faggots up." so we got up n walked over to their table. first i grabbed one kid and slammed his head against the table while fiore leveld another with a powerful hook to the jaw. the fiore then kicked the kid in the ribs several times before another little queer jumped on his back and tried to restrain him. i could see a little retard runnin at me from behind with a baseball bat so i picked him up and gave him a back breaker over my knee. the little puss cried in pain and tried to crawl to the door - i didnt stop him though cause i was busy smashing the other kids face into the table. fiore had taken the kid that jumped on his back and threw him down a lane with incredible speed and he shattered his bones upon impact on the pins. Then the cops came. they tried to use their kungfu style to defeat us but fiore and i are well learned in brazilian juditsu and easily crushed them.

We were hungry from all of the fighting so we decided to go to La Taco Bell. nuthin really happened there though. o well. moving on keep up.

With that i close this here journal entry i hope you liked it very much - especially you chronin. PEACE NIGGA